Monday, December 31, 2007

SDD's Top 15 Albums of 2007: Places 10-6



10. Boxer, The National
If The National have ever met a melody that they couldn’t make eerie and off-putting, I’ve never heard it. Boxer, their second LP, sees The National easing into the style they created for themselves on Alligator. There’s percussion so robotic and precise; melodies so haunting and oddly matched; vocal work so monotonous and naked. Boxer sees a critical meeting point of semblance and dissonance that The National exploit to their advantage at every turn. There is a flow on Boxer that proves to show more control and fluidity than a number of albums that I’ve ranked higher on the list even. It seems to give you this sinister gaze that doesn’t so much look through you as it does into you, entering your blood stream.




09. Person Pitch, Panda Bear
I’m not an Animal Collective fan. There, I said it. It is hard to explain this fact when I go ahead and champion a band like Deerhoof…but such is life. They are exhausting (in a bad way), and damn near impenetrable for me. I am not smart enough to enjoy it, I guess. I went into Panda Bear’s Person Pitch with this attitude and was pleasantly surprised to find out that I was wrong. Person Pitch is a down to earth, inviting flirtation with sensory meanderings that is both bloated and sparing with its ideas and fragments of dreamy opuses. While the machinations get increasingly overbearing somewhere in the third act, Panda Bear proves to be a master at turning marginal rope-a-dopes into genuine majesty.



08. Curses, Future of the Left
Future of the Left is not in the business of making friends. They assault you, insult you and catapult you into their shaky world of tonal disparity. But that’s all kind of expected, given their history as Mclusky. What makes Curses such a tortured delight is its arguable sense of humor and unforced honesty. Future of the Left take a sparse skeleton of a sound and amplify it to a screeching car wreck of an album. What you will find is that, as simultaneously self-satisfying and self-defeating as it may be, Curses is damned proud of it all. Future of the Left easily blend post-punk and noise-core into a cripplingly caustic Molotov cocktail of loudness and introspection. This album makes me want to punch you.




07. Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?, Of Montreal
Years ago, a relationship of mine ended abruptly. With no hesitation I fell into a steady regiment of binge drinking, eating and self-loathing that would put Artie Lange to shame. However, never in those savage months after the break-up, did I feel the need to create something as diabolically satisfying or eerily pitch perfect as Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? Given a strange sense of after thought since the couple’s reconciliation, Kevin Barnes’ seething creation takes on yet an even separate layer of irony and discomfort. Of Montreal turn out some of their best work here, with blurred melodies and disjointed rhythms that surprisingly add up to more than the sum of their parts. Perfectly pop and wonderfully woeful, Hissing Fauna…simply bleeds real life.




06. Sound of Silver, LCD Soundsystem
With Sound of Silver, LCD Soundsystem’s excellent second LP, James Murphy is able to tone down his lingering proclivities with a fine tooth comb. The aftermath leaves a special, humanistic semblance of songs that form into a shockingly classic album. Here, his sound is simply more refined while still holding on to the slightly elegant grime that makes the DFA sound seem so signature. With brilliant songs like “All My Friends” and "When Someone Great is Gone” Murphy drips those silver droplets of crisp sonic structure that repeat and repeat until they tattoo themselves onto your brain. More importantly, Sound of Silver shows such an obvious reflective side to Murphy that it would all seem immensely silly if not for the purity of the poetry.
***Tomorrow: Places 05-01 on SDD's Top 15 Albums of 2007!***

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Sunday, December 30, 2007

SDD's Top 15 Albums of 2007: Places 15-11



15. The
Paisley Reich, Times New Viking
The Paisley Reich is something of an anomaly. By all accounts this should be a bad album. It is excessively loud, brash and atonal. It’s plodding and difficult. However, the more you understand the adept nature in which it was conceived, the more you start to appreciate Times New Viking in all their debauchery and self-indulgence. The clustered up, lo-fi arrangements are static in nature but fluid in delivery. Each track has a vitality specific to the album. The Paisley Reich is able to reach a unique harmony found between noise and control, and it is truly something to behold.




14. American Gangster, Jay-Z
A return to form seems like such a damning term to apply to Jay-Z. Carter may not hit “homeruns” every time he makes a “comeback,” but he still has, maybe, the most impressive body of work in modern hip-hop. American Gangster is interesting in that it finds him both returning to his niche and instilling the prevailing feeling that he is pandering to fans. I don’t feel that the latter is true, but an argument surely can be made for it. American Gangster finds an inspiring meeting between the acid tongue and the earnest mind without forgetting its true nature.




13. Neon Bible, Arcade Fire
To initially view Neon Bible as a sophomore album, I think, does it a disservice. Arcade Fire has an all too publicized way of seeping into the heart of matters and changing their very nature. This to say that: they make sadness not a celebration, but a part of life. Neon Bible accomplishes this in a singular way. The same way that Funeral accomplished this in a singular way. The core sound remains the same, sure, but the variety of mindsets and emotions (oh boy, the emotions) expressed on Neon Bible have such a lucid, marked identity. This is staggering.




12. New Moon, Elliott Smith
Elliott Smith’s second official posthumous release, New Moon, plays much better as a celebration than an obituary. Spanning two discs of bootlegs, b-sides and demos, New Moon portrays Smith’s work in stunning fashion, breathing life into a body that never really seemed to die. There’s an endearing lack of pretense on display, which makes for an intriguing listen that feels like a completely new experience--even for a long time fan. There is an ever-pressing sadness residing behind the silver curtains, but you ignore it for a little while, and simply visit with an old friend before you say farewell…again.




11. Night Falls Over Kortedala, Jens Lekman
Night Falls Over Kortedala is the first LP proper that I’ve heard from Jens Lekman. 2005’s You’re So Silent Jens was a brilliant collection of singles--as well as multiple compilation and EP tracks--that all formed into seriously gentle, seriously “eccentric” vision of a pop mastermind. Night Falls Over Kortedala, was pieced together from recordings made over the last three years, and builds upon that charming (almost-campy) persona that Jens has always put forth in previous recordings. Beyond that, it further explores the various avenues of orchestral sampled chamber pop that makes the stilted emotion all the more graceful.

***Tomorrow: Places 10-5 on SDD's Top 15 Albums of 2007!***

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“Lick Parkay, Cornwallis. This is our gym class!” – The Adventures of Pete & Pete



Don’t Tread on Pete is a strangely anarchic episode of Pete & Pete. The show has always been strange or absurd, but this is by far its most farcical episode yet. It introduces characters, trots out side stories and slips in hallucination sequences with a whirlwind fervor. Pete & Pete’s always been full of quirks, but this episode is downright weird.



The central story involves Big Pete worrying about a history test. Simple enough, right? But apparently, Big Pete completely missed the announcement that he had a test in the first place because he was so entranced by a flip movie drawn in the corner of his history book. So, he tries all sorts of attempts at cramming for the test (including engorging himself on ice cream bars to give himself a sugar rush) during the lunch break right before history class. The premise allows the episode to run in something resembling real time, making it that much more frantic.


Meanwhile, we meet member of Big Pete’s social circle that had strangely neve
r been mentioned before. Teddy and Bill have made occasional appearances since Day of the Dot, but Maggie and Rick are completely new (and I don’t think we ever see them again). They don’t serve much of a purpose, other than adding a few lines that wouldn’t have made sense coming from Big Pete, Ellen or Teddy, but their mere presence make the episode that much stranger.


We get the strange story of Emma, a young cafeteria lady played by altrocker Juliana Hatfield (anybody remember her?). She flirts with Big Pete, warning him to avoid the meat loaf (inspiring a Don’t Look Back reference that I’m sure was lost on me when I saw the episode as a kid). The cute rebel cafeteria lady could have been an interesting character, but midway through the episodes, she escapes, apparently to Iowa. Big Pete briefly considers following her lead, but soon decides against it, making the entire establishment of Emma as a character a non-point. Well, I guess it’s an opportunity to once again mention Big Pete’s history teacher and her grotesque varicose veins. You see, one of the running gags of the episode is that the veins resemble a road map of the Hawkeye State.


Oh, I forgot to mention that Big Pete’s test is on the American Revolutionary War. So, it’s fitting that meanwhile, Little Pete must fight against an oppressive gym teacher named Cornwallis, who wants to force Little Pete and his class to sit out the period so his dodgeball team can train. The team’s name? The Kings, of course. Little Pete, being Little Pete, rallies the class together to oppose the tyranny, leading to the American Revolutionary War being played out as a dodgeball game. It’s about as cute and silly as you’d imagine.


All in all, I don’t really know what to make of this episode. It was directed by Phil Morrison, who would go on to direct Junebug. If you’ve seen that film as well as the show, you would understand how perfect sense that makes. Morrison keeps the episode’s energy running and his visual style matches the show quite nicely (that, or it played a large part in the style he would use when directing Junebug). But the episode does not make a whole lot of sense. The pace keeps building and building, only to hit a weak climax. In some ways, this episode was the opposite of Day of the Dot. While that episode was a great idea marred by poor execution, Don’t Tread on Pete was an exquisitely done filler episode.

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Wait (They Don’t Love You Like I Love You): A Brief Outline of a Meager Mix-Tape




It is hard, sometimes (well, most times), to pin-point exactly why it is that I love music so much. I’m not going to do so here, as that would negate my previous statement, but the static, merciless joy that I am able to receive from a silly little album is not something I tend to take lightly. To romanticize this art form, though, is as arbitrary as anything else.

If it’s escapism that I crave, then what really is the difference between me waxing poetic about a piece of music and someone who spends their days prodding and analyzing the actions of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton? Both actions serve as vents for the brain. Both actions provide a vacation from reality—if just for a short while. Both actions possess a distancing of yourself from your very nature, while coddling your most apparent gratifications.

So, is it comfort, maybe? Even in that instance, though, you can make the same contrasts and comparisons to the feelings you may be gifted while examining or experiencing just about any form of entertainment. Everyone is different, receiving different comfort from different things and all of that.

My point is that, for all of my feasting of thoughts; for all of my dramatic comparisons; for all of my pretensions and searing vindications, life breeds the art that you hold up. It is pointless, then, for me (in particular) to analyze why or how the medium of music became my poison (if you will) in the grand scope of this existence. The mere fact that it has become so is enough for me to entrench myself in its warming vibrations and appreciate just what it is I have to look forward to. I both enjoy and write (non-professionally) about music not to validate my thoughts or my misgivings about anything in particular. I do this to revel in an art form I do not and may never truly, fully understand. I’m just searching for treasure in the dark here. I have no map. I have no light but that which is occasionally provided to me. The joys, the comfort, and the escapism I find are all happy accidents in an otherwise tiring journey.

Over the next few days I will be outlining what I feel were the best albums of 2007. The rankings are my opinion and hold no special weight in regards to…anything. I invite you, though, to come with me, and bask in the light of creature comforts, empty spaces, and damning contradictions. It should be a lot of fun.

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SDD's Top 15 Albums of 2007: An Introduction




Well, it’s that time again. I’ve been practicing my list making skills, and still this was hard. But it’s obligatory, so what can you do? Like I said before, though, it’s fun! I’ve compiled this list, as I do every year, and I really feel like this best represents the albums that I’ve respected, enjoyed, admired, and spun the most in 2007.

*A quick side note:

Conspicuous by its absence you will notice that there is no In Rainbows here. If you are not a regular reader of this blog, I’ll note that it is not on this list because…I didn’t like it that much. I was a little hard on it with my initial thoughts, I’ll admit, but I’m not buying into this idea that it is a masterpiece. It is a fine album, actually, and it has grown on me quite a bit. I just didn't take anything away from it. Ultimately, this is my problem, and I'm not going to sit here and yell that Radiohead has lost it or anything (because they haven't). In Rainbows just failed to fully connect with me. I'd probably rank it somewhere in my top forty of the year. Within the Radiohead catalogue, though, I’d really only rank it above Amnesiac…but that’s it (Pablo Honey is a given).

I’ve heard upwards of fifty albums this year that I feel were worth a damn. This is actually pretty low for someone in my position. But, hey, it’s not as if I’m sent promos…YET (eh? EH?). So, enough with the hullabaloo…let’s get on with the listing!

Which…will happen tomorrow. =)

I want to, first, give out the First Annual South Dakota Dark “Really Good As Well” Award to the following albums:


Good Girl Gone Bad, Rihanna

I couldn’t quite find a spot in my top fifteen for this, but it is…really good as well. This is crisp, compelling pop with a dim and sexy allure that can’t be ignored while listening. Good Girl Gone Bad can be playful as well as heartbreaking. It speaks as an honest, realistic portrait of fame and praise lauded onto a young and thoughtful beauty. This is really a surprisingly long-lasting good time.



The Shepherd’s Dog, Iron and Wine

While I didn’t enjoy this as much as some close to me did, The Shepherd’s Dog is still a wonderfully realized album. It’s weird to call something like this “experimental” but, for Sam Beam, it is. The expansion of his palette to include such lush instrumentals can seem overbearing in light of the stripped down nature of his original recordings; but Beam shows discretion and steadiness, creating a rapturous work that can be appreciated in a variety of different ways.



Is Is, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

This EP contains tracks taken from the recording sessions that occurred in between the Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ debut album Fever To Tell and Show Your Bones. Is Is, in this light, serves as a kind of bridge between those albums, while still strongly standing on its own. As sexually charged and subtly sharp as anything the group has released, it mostly reminds us how different and equally satisfying the Yeah Yeah Yeahs can be when fired in short, concentrated bursts.



, Justice

This French duo received a most unexpected celebrity this year with fairly positive returns and a well-deserved VMA top-prize nomination. While being highlighted by the joke that is Mtv isn’t really something to be proud of, it speaks as a true testament to the expansive and encompassing sound that Justice is able to employ. (The Cross) is sinister and freakishly addictive, filled with club bangers and mood pieces that run the gamut of influence and effectiveness.



Shock Value, Timbaland

Perhaps overly ambitious by design, Timbaland showcases both his fully realized and half baked ideas on Shock Value to interesting, if not completely impressive, results. Working better as a collection of so-so (as well as good-to-great) singles as opposed to a genuine LP; Shock Value takes its sporadic and schizophrenic tones and mashes them into an only semi-coherent vision that will be remembered if not completely appreciated for years to come.

Thanks guys! In 2007, your albums were REALLY GOOD AS WELL!


Other albums of note:

23, Blonde Redhead
A Place To Bury Strangers, A Place To Bury Strangers
Cryptograms, Deerhunter
Disco Romance, Sally Shapiro
Friend & Foe, Menomena
Friend Opportunity, Deerhoof
Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga, Spoon
Myth Takes, !!!
New Wave, Against Me!
The Stage Names, Okkervil River

***Tomorrow: Places 15-11 on SDD's Top 15 Albums of 2007!***

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Top 5 Holiday Songs I Begrudgingly Like…

I like Christmas and the holiday season. I’m normal in that regard. Sure, there are things I don’t like about it; but it always instills a nice, cold, dreamy mood in me that has hasn’t deluded itself since my formative years. I do not, however, enjoy Christmas music. Carols, hymns; all of it strikes a weird chord with me. Mostly, it is either far too cheery or far too unintentionally creepy. “Fa la la la la la la la la?” What the hell is that? I’m not trying to be a “grinch” here, but, seriously, shut the hell up already.



Nonetheless, there are several choice songs that I will hum along to (sometimes without even noticing) if they are playing in a department store, a mall, or (God forbid) at work. There nothing obscure or hard to find. Just the run of the mill stuff you’ll hear every day. The following venture is largely due to Todd’s urging, and his assholian nature while dehumanizing my end of the year music plans. So, I’ve decided to compile a small list of Christmas and holiday tunes that you may hear around this time of year that won’t give you a tooth ache or make you vomit in the process.

05. Christmas Time Is Here (A Charlie Brown Christmas)

I’m cheating here…maybe. Whatever, though, this is a classic Christmas staple and you know it. Plus, it makes me think of Arrested Development—which is never a bad thing. I enjoy this tune mostly because of its bittersweet tone. It’s kind of sad, kind of wistful, even-tempered and really comforting.


04. Let It Snow


Turn on the cheese! This was a favorite in the Rivera household in my early days. I don’t necessarily like it, but it is nostalgic at best and corny at worst. Really, though, it’s hard to hate a song that uses terms like “goodbyeing,” and “I brought corn for popping.” Plus, if you find the Dean-O version, you get…Dean-O.


03. Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree


This is probably one of the cheesiest songs I have ever heard. But it is so damned festive and catchy. I usually pinch my leg if I find myself singing along to this or even humming it; but it happens! If we are talking about the original here (which I am ), Brenda Lee has an undeniably charming delivery in the choruses. Granted, it is cripplingly derivative of just about every female recording artist from the same period, but…who cares?


02. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing


It’s the religious themed Christmas tunes (which is roughly what? 95% of them?) that always end up making me the most uneasy. Hark! is one of the exceptions because it actually can be kind of powerful if you are in the right mood, and doesn’t ever really lay the dramatics on too thick. I’m looking at you “Oh Holy Night.” It’s got that church choir vibe to it, but it’s also kind of poppy and requires great harmony to pull it off well; always a plus for me.


01. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (Tidings of Comfort and Joy)


This is just a good song. Again, it requires pitch-perfect three part harmony to make it work, and it is just friggin’ epic. When I think of Christmas, I think of this song. It just pops into my head and I immediately start humming it with those rapid pauses in each measure. The narrative is literal and simply stated, but the flow builds upon an already established atmosphere and purposefully drives it into the ground. I’m humming it right now!


So yeah, listen to THOSE songs if you must hear holiday music this year--what’s left of it, anyway. Please, feel free to post your favorites or least favorites in the comments section. Insults as well; I love insults!

Stay tuned for my Top 15 Albums of 2007 in the very near future.

Until then, I wish you a very (late) Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

SDD's Top 100 Series of All Time: Places 10-1





10) Freaks and Geeks
NBC, produced 1999-2000

What: Every top ten needs a one-season wonder, and this is my choice for this list, an achingly real portrait of high school life as it actually is, seen through the eyes of nerdy overachievers and burnouts. Created by Paul Feig and executive produced by Judd Apatow, Freaks and Geeks captures a perfect slice of life in suburban Michigan, circa the early 1980s. Almost a reactionary piece to the Dawson's Creek-alikes that were clogging up the airwaves when this show first aired, the critically acclaimed series bounced from timeslot to timeslot before finally being canceled after one of the most flawless seasons ever put together for broadcast television. While the series was riotously funny, what sticks with you years after watching it is the sense of teenage alienation that the show absolutely nails, the sense of trying on new personas because there's really nothing else to do. Lindsay Weir, the show's main character and the only one able to easily traverse both groups in the title, is a terrifically nuanced portrayal of the ways teenagers question the underpinnings of their own existence. Played by a rock-solid Linda Cardellini, Lindsay confronts the death of her grandmother with an abrupt personality shift from overachieving do-gooder to someone who flirts with rebellion, only to never quite cross that line. Without sermonizing, Freaks and Geeks makes its points about the importance of family, the shifting natures of friendship and the petty sadnesses of just being a teenager. It's a marvelous 18 hours of television and the best pure high school show ever produced.

Why: Freaks and Geeks started the same year I started college. Though I had liked many teen shows before, I had never seen a teen show that just GOT the essential banality and the slow tragedy of growing up like Freaks and Geeks did. Most coming-of-age stories force the drama, but Freaks and Geeks always zeroed in on the most realistic aspects of its stories and allowed its characters room to breathe. An unfailingly generous show, Freaks and Geeks took even its most-cliched characters and found some new nuance in them over the course of the season -- be it the hard-edged coach having to make nice with the uber-geek Bill so he could date Bill's mom or the once-hippie guidance counselor coming to terms with just how quickly he had sold out his ideals. I've said it before on this list, but the best television shows don't just show us fascinating characters or tell us interesting stories, they create whole, detailed worlds, full of people who feel as if this world is inextricably their home. That you can't imagine the Weirs occupying any other fictional universe is a good thing. This specificity turned off many in the Freaks and Geeks target audience (teenagers tend to not be told about just how uninteresting and banal their lives are), but it won the show a dedicated cult and a place in the hearts of TV fans everywhere. As stated, the best shows create worlds, but Freaks and Geeks' genius came from creating a universally relatable world out of a very specific corner of suburbia. Seeing it now is like opening up a dusty old box in the closet that contains all your high school mementos.

Best season: Only season one ever aired. This might be a good thing, though, as we can never have our memories of it tainted by sub-par follow-up seasons.

Best episode: Every episode of Freaks and Geeks features one character or another altering their persona in some way to fit in with another group, but no episode has this happen as much as the series finale, "Discos & Dragons," a heartbreaker where Lindsay ends up disappointing those who love her most.

Did you know?: The show is one of the few to receive Emmy nominations a year AFTER it was canceled, as a handful of episodes received broadcast on NBC the summer after cancellation and on the Fox Family Channel in the 2000-2001 season, meaning the series was nominated for the Emmys in two television seasons, despite being produced in only one.

Available on DVD?: The whole series is available in a terrific set, though if you can find one of the more expensive ultimate editions somewhere, snap it up. It may be the best TV-on-DVD set ever produced (and I own one, so you should be jealous of me).





9) The Twilight Zone
CBS, produced 1959-1964

What: At first glance, Rod Serling's sci-fi anthology just seems like a long series of clumsily allegorical stories with endings designed to make the audience go, "OH, SNAP!" (if we presume such a reaction existed in the 1960s), but, in many ways, it's the perfect cultural artifact of a world on the cusp of great change but not quite far enough along to effect that change just yet. The Twilight Zone was the last, great anthology series, and every attempt to revive it and the genre since has come up short, largely because its shadow looms so large over television history. While the series was never a huge hit during its initial run, a long run in syndication (that continues to this day) ensured that nearly everyone who has a television set has seen an episode of the show at one time or another, and some of the famous twist endings have become among the most famous bits of television ever -- what do you think of when I say "To Serve Man" or "shattered glasses" or "pig-faced people"? The Twilight Zone is occasionally painfully unsubtle, but at its best, the series is a look at a team of writers (led by Serling, one of the best writers in the mediums history) working out the deeply buried issues of a nation's psyche on a national stage. Revivals of the show have never worked both because it's so closely identified with Serling and because the strange allegories of the work call for the cool simplicities of black and white.

Why: Like all anthology series, The Twilight Zone is hit-and-miss. Unlike most anthology series, though, its hits are so strong that they can overcome any number of misses. I know the inclusion of such a show goes against prior comments about a good show creating a "world," but the Zone is a world, sort of, one where social issues take on a sort of moral clarity when filtered through the lens of aliens and rocket ships and monsters on plane wings and one where the most ironic possible thing will happen to you at the least helpful moment in time. It's a world where little boys can wish you out into the cornfield or where an airplane can travel back to the time of the dinosaurs. To be fair, The Twilight Zone can seem hokey, and the formulaic nature of the show often made the twists too easy to decipher, but I think the series itself has a weight and bulk to it that is too easily dismissed when joking around about its lesser episodes. The Twilight Zone at its best was a smart, smart show that often took on the qualities of a dream removed just one step from reality -- it was so very obviously about the monstrous nature of mankind, but it allowed us the distance to reassure ourselves that we were not the brutes the show purported us to be. But then Serling's icy cool stare would return to shock us into submission, reminding us that even in the simply understood world of television allegory, we could be very, very bad and very, very wrong.

Best season: Most of the classics are from the first three seasons, and the best of those seasons was season three, when the show took several bold chances with its form.

Best episode: That said, "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet," from season five and featuring perhaps the finest performance by William Shatner, is still rather tense and frightening to this day, even after years and years of parodies have lessened some of the episode's shock value.

Did you know?: The producers of the show considered hiring Orson Welles to do the opening and closing narration, but he asked for too much money. Serling was added in at the last minute, and the show is now unthinkable without him.

Available on DVD?: The complete series is available on DVD, and the complete series set is expensive but has all kinds of awesome geegaws and doodads to make it worth your while.





8) Cheers
NBC, produced 1982-1993

What: The last classic sitcom to come from the MTM/Paramount school of comedy writing was also a master-class in how to blend romance, verbal comedy and slapstick into a brew that was at once hilarious and strangely moving. Cheers' greatest innovation -- the will-they/won't-they romance, which had never been tried at this scale before and has rarely been attempted so well since -- is not all that huge in the grand scheme of things, and the show was content all along to be nothing more than a very well-done sitcom, but the things it did well, it did fantastically. Watching Cheers is like watching a culmination of everything sitcoms had done so well in the 1970s and seeing that form perfected. You have the well-defined workplace comedy of Mary Tyler Moore colliding with the lovable losers of Taxi colliding with some of the insult-based stuff All in the Family did so well. Add onto that one of television's all-time great romances (Sam and Diane), and you have a show that could have withstood any number of terrible seasons based simply on the stuff it did so terrifically early in its run. Fortunately, the departure of Shelley Long after season five led to a series that was, in essence, TWO shows, the later seasons being much more explicitly a workplace sitcom (as the Sam and Rebecca pairing was simply never as interesting as the Sam and Diane one) but a very, very funny one. The best episodes of Cheers are notable not because they do any one thing particularly well but because they do EVERYthing well.

Why: If you asked me on any given day, I would probably say that Cheers is my favorite sitcom of all time. I don't think it's the greatest of all time, and it's certainly not the most influential (the Sam/Diane reverberations notwithstanding), but as a series, it's just so darn easy to love. Even today, twenty years removed from its original run, you barely have to adjust yourself culturally to get into its rhythms or understand its references -- there will always be bars, and there will always be losers to hang out in them. The show certainly has its share of problems -- toward the end, they made all of the characters caricatures and the portrayal of alcoholism was a little too jokey -- but I count only one outright dud of a season (the 10th) in the show's long run. The series is also one of the most famous examples of a critically acclaimed show taking a while to catch on but catching on big time once it did, though a lot of that was thanks to being on after The Cosby Show for so long there. Still, not all of the show's success can be attributed to Cosby. It was, after all, a sitcom with brains and a full, beating heart, a concoction that seems increasingly rare in this day and age.

Best season: I'm going to cheat and pick two since, as I said, the series was essentially two different shows. The terrific third season is the height of the Sam and Diane chaos and introduces Frasier Crane (a character Kelsey Grammer would receive Emmy nominations for on three different series). Season seven is the best of the Rebecca years and the height of the show's late-period lunacy.

Best episode: The first season finale, "Showdown, Parts 1 and 2," is a perfect example of how to slowly escalate the chemistry between two characters until there's nothing left for them to do but kiss. Which is exactly what happens.

Did you know?: It took a long time for the series to land on a bar in Boston -- the original setting was to be a hotel, but the creators then realized most of the action centered on the bar and ditched the hotel element. From there, they considered setting the show in Barstow, then Kansas City, before landing on Boston. Ted Danson and Shelley Long were also the third choices to play their roles.

Available on DVD?: All but the last three seasons are available on DVD. Sadly, there are no plans to release those seasons.





7) Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The WB/UPN, produced 1997-2003

What: Though it's become a little overrated in recent years (and I realize I'm adding on to this overrating), Buffy the Vampire Slayer was a delectable genre mash-up that took the coming-of-age story and reimagined it as pure opera, though the witty dialogue and pop culture references were pure 1990s teen drama. At first glance, the series seems completely imbecilic -- it's the story of a teenage girl who fights the world's demons, who stand in metaphorically for her problems -- but creator Joss Whedon's updating of the old "the REAL hell is growing up!" chestnut proved to have the durability of a comic book and the originality of a medium that was finally figuring out just how far its wings could spread. The last few seasons of Buffy were almost impossible to watch if you hadn't seen everything that came before, but unlike something like Arrested Development, that was due to the accretion of time and the deliberate design of the storytelling. Every character took on added layers in Whedon's grand designs, and every season piled on more and more for these characters to deal with. Even though the production design never matched up to, say, The Lord of the Rings or a big-screen tale of the fantastic, Buffy legitimately earned its stripes as an epic tale of how the hardest thing to do in this world is to live in it.

Why: As much as I think Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a great, defining television drama, I've ranked it this high because of all of the shows I loved when I was younger, Buffy the Vampire Slayer was the one that got me interested in why television does what it does. It was the first show where I became so completely invested in the mythology that I could quote it backwards and forwards. It was the first show where I so idolized the writers (and the staff has become one of those legendary ones -- right up there with the gang from The Sopranos or The Simpsons writers from the mid-90s or the Hill Street Blues staff or the All in the Family writers from the early 70s and on and on) that I analyzed what an episode might be like based on who was writing it. And it was the show that pushed me, irrevocably, into trying to be a television writer and a television critic. I can see where Buffy looks silly if you've never seen it before, but it's also perhaps the most accurate representation of just how damn much it HURTS to grow up, just how much it tears out of you. Freaks and Geeks was more blatantly realistic, yes, but Buffy got the emotions right. And then it threw monsters on top of that. What's more, the show was one of the more thrillingly cinematic ones of its time, taking its limited budget and using that as an excuse to try all sorts of weird things to disguise the limited production design. And when the show became a legitimate cult hit and had a budget to match, Whedon and his writers piled on the experiments, from a silent movie episode to a dream sequence episode to a musical episode. There was even an episode about death that felt like a European art film. What got me the most about Buffy, though, was the storytelling. Whedon's bravura story turns have also become the stuff of legend (even if you've never seen the show, you probably know what happens after Angel and Buffy sleep together), and the show's dedications to its themes of the trials of growing up and the creation of an ad hoc family to get through that kept it going through even the sporadic lean patches (mostly concentrated in the sadly underwhelming final season). At its best, Buffy was a deeply moral television epic, a tale of the sheer cost of doing the right thing in a world filled with evil.

Best season: I always say season three, but I think I'll switch it up and say season five, which has its rough patches but also has that magnificent finale (with Buffy's greatest sacrifice), the playfulness of figuring out just who Dawn was and. . .

Best episode: "The Body," which on good days, I might call the best television episode of all time (it's between this, "Marge Vs. the Monorail" and "Boy the Earth Talks To," so you know). The series' searing examination of the thin line between death and life comes to a head in this, its least supernatural episode of all time.

Did you know?: After a screening of the dismal movie the series was based on, Whedon's wife, Kai Cole, reassured him that he would get to remake the story as he originally intended someday. He told her, despondent, that things didn't work that way in Hollywood. So much for THAT theory.

Available on DVD?: The whole series is, and the complete series set is a worthy purchase if you have the cash.





6) Hill Street Blues
NBC, produced 1981-1987

What: The one show in the top ten I'm willing to wager many of you haven't seen more than a handful of episodes of (if that), Hill Street Blues is also the most influential television drama of all time, an attempt to take an often stagnant genre and move it closer to the rhythms of real life. Watching Hill Street Blues now is to be surprised by how completely so many of its progeny took its lessons and ran with them, but the series still manages to be moving, entertaining and funny. Set in an unspecified city (though it certainly seemed to be Chicago), Hill Street Blues created an entire inner-city world that its cops moved in, and it populated it with a believable cross-section of characters, from all walks of life (from the upper levels of the city's legal system to the criminals that legal system was created to give a fair shake). The foremost innovation of Hill Street, however, didn't come from its attempts to tell stories about social issues or its efforts to create a living, breathing world. No, the foremost innovation of Hill Street Blues came from its storytelling. Before Hill Street, every episode of a drama series was separate from every other one. To create stories that drifted from one episode to the next was to get into the frowned-upon realm of soap opera. Creators Stephen Bochco and Michael Kozoll, however, took the ideas of continuing storylines and wedded them to the cop drama -- the individual cases might be wrapped up in an episode or two, but the relationships would be built on prior knowledge and events between the characters. This was a relatively simple idea, but its impact on the television landscape is seismic. Without Hill Street Blues, you don't get the great wave of television dramas of the '80s, '90s and 2000s. Simple as that.

Why: For a while now, despite its considerable acclaim, Hill Street Blues has been kind of like a best-kept secret between those who've seen it. The show simply isn't rerun very often anymore, and the series' DVD releases haven't sold very well. It's a pity, though, as the drama of Hill Street Blues holds up to this day, once you get into the rhythms of the show (like you might have to adjust your cultural perceptions to enjoy a Hollywood movie from the 1940s, say). The problem with Hill Street Blues is the problem with all influential things -- its innovations just don't seem that impressive anymore, thanks to how thoroughly every other show has copied them (heck, even sitcoms do continuing storylines now). I could run down a laundry list of the show's innovations (how it focused on the disparity between private and public life, the use of handheld cameras to give the show a feeling of "reality," the attempts to adhere to reality as much as 1980s production codes would let the producers), but none of that would speak to you as much as just sitting down and watching a season of the show or one of its finest episodes. In the end, Hill Street Blues is remembered most for its innovations, but it should be remembered for all of its terrific characters and the ways it put them through the believable trials of the life of a cop -- they were shot at and put through romantic entanglements and forced to concede they didn't always do the right thing. Television drama before Hill Street Blues usually assured us that everything was all right, but Hill Street Blues, in its own way, said that we were fallible, that mistakes would be made, that the world was a dangerous place. Still, this made the show that much more comforting, somehow. In its attempts to portray the real world, Hill Street Blues gave us a fictional world that was just close enough.

Best season: Season two took the innovations of season one and deepened and improved upon them. The writers' confidence in what they were doing surges through everything the show does in this season, and it introduced the world to a talented kid named David Milch, maybe the best television writer of all time.

Best episode: "Grace Under Pressure" bids farewell to Michael Conrad, who was the show's soul in many ways. Without him or his "Let's be careful out there," the show was never quite the same.

Did you know?: The series' attempts to cram so many stories into the pilot led to actress Barbara Bosson remarking that it might work better if some of the stories continued in other episodes. From that inadvertent remark, a television revolution was born.

Available on DVD?: The first two seasons are.





5) Deadwood
HBO, produced 2004-2006

What: One of the two or three most ambitious TV series of all time, Deadwood aims to do nothing less than portray the very birth of civilization and the way it slowly rises out of the soup of chaos. The series is the crowning achievement of one David Milch, possibly the greatest television writer in American history. Milch's characters are profane, and they can be bastards, but they operate in a manner that can only be characterized as optimistic and hopeful. Milch believes in the power of a community to do good, to take care of its own, and he believes that sometimes, almost subconsciously, we humans are capable of great good, capable of coming together and finding our way through great sadness or great loss. Unlike most shows on this list, Deadwood certainly isn't an EASY show to watch -- it probably contains the greatest degree of difficulty of any great drama -- but it's an absolutely essential one, painted in the stark poetry of life and death and mud and blood. The series got a lot of guff for its frequent profanity, but those commentators rarely listened, really, to the dialogue, which circled around great truths in its movingly complex monologues. Deadwood is one of the few shows it's wonderful to just LISTEN to, even if the filmmaking is uniformly strong as well. Helped by a terrific cast and Ian McShane in what might be the best television performance of all time, Deadwood does what many films have tried to do and mostly failed at, strip the Western down to its roots and find the simple truths in its dark heart.

Why: I resisted Deadwood for a long time, largely based on early critical reaction to the show, which didn't know how to make sense out of the profanity or the slow-building storylines. I should have jumped in on the ground floor, because by the time Kristen Bell turns up as a young conwoman, the series has marked itself as a great, distinctive drama, and the first season finale (Sold Under Sin) contains one of the most jaw-droppingly audacious moments I've seen in a TV drama -- when a poor doctor's prayer is answered from a very unexpected source. Deadwood is probably my pure favorite of the HBO holy trinity, but it's the least influential of the three and the least stereotypically "great," messy and sprawling and HUMAN as it is. It's so easy to write off Deadwood as so much pretension, based on the fact that much of it is so Shakespearean and much of it seems to be showing off Milch's mastery of 19th century slang. But the show lives up to its pretensions of grandeur by backing all of this up with complex characters who slowly change as they realize that their society has to change to keep them safe (again, a shift that comes in the Kristen Bell episodes). Deadwood, in a way, is the ultimate show for pragmatists, a show about how human life WOULD be nasty, brutish and short if we hadn't invented a way to keep each other safe and warm. Of all of the series I've ever seen, Deadwood most captures the sheer feelings of life, the way that joy and sorrow and everything else get mixed up in one another. Some series aim to portray one small thing very specifically and precisely, and they succeed in this. Though it's messier, Deadwood takes aim at a much larger target and mostly hits it -- America itself. Though a dispute between HBO and Paramount means the series remains frustratingly incomplete, it's well worth your time to watch the three seasons that do exist.

Best season: Season two is the series' finest blend of comedy and tragedy, reverberating with echoes of lost love, a town pulling itself together into a community and a man laid low by illness who finds himself an essential member of that community. We are all parts of a larger body indeed.

Best episode: "Boy the Earth Talks To" closes out the second season with some of the best television I've ever seen, when a funeral and a wedding collide in the dusty little mining camp. The episode concludes with Mr. Wu proclaiming to the heavens, "AMERICA!" and everything that precedes that perfectly summarizes this big, messy land.

Did you know?: The idea that became Deadwood was originally developed by Milch for HBO as a series about cops in Rome. Since the network already had Rome in development, it asked him to consider other historical epochs, perhaps the Old West.

Available on DVD?: The whole run is available on DVD, and if you have a chance, listen to a David Milch commentary. Crazy good stuff.





4) The Wire
HBO, produced 2002-present

What: The best argument for long-form television as the logical successor to the novel came from an unexpected source -- a cop show reluctantly greenlit by HBO when they felt it didn't fit in with their "edgy" identity. Over the course of its four seasons (with the story to be concluded in a fifth season beginning in January), The Wire has slowly expanded its focus, reaching out from its central story of cops investigating the drug trade in the city of Baltimore to become a complete portrayal of the city as a whole, including looks at the cops, the streets, the blue-collar workers, the politicians, the educational system and (in the upcoming season) the media. The Wire's creation of a Baltimore where the system is failing everyone is almost unique in its pessimism about the United States being able to fix what's rotten at the core, and while that sounds like it could be the recipe for a very dry, very boring piece of television (coming as it does from David Simon, a man who finds the issues first, then writes the story to fit them), the writers of The Wire, who include a number of novelists, leaven all of this by creating a whole roster of believable, fascinating human beings who find themselves working and living in the midst of that system. The ways they try to flaunt that system may be blatantly illegal or they may be tiny things done to poke at the edges of the bureaucracy, but everyone in The Wire is drowning in a world of uncaring entities, struggling to find a way to remain human.

Why: I'm not going to pile on the acclaim too heavily here. Watching The Wire is daunting enough as it is, largely because of people like myself, who build it up into a giant piece of monumental television-craft and make it sound like the most intimidating thing ever -- like watching Ulysses a chapter at a time. So I think I'll focus on just what it is that makes The Wire so entertaining. First and foremost, The Wire is a cop show, like any one of dozens you've seen before. Sure, the cops only solve a single case per season, but the series breaks down the process of doing this perfectly, and you get invested in how they're going to gather the information they need to prosecute the crimes. It's very good about giving you a piece of the mystery per episode. Secondly, The Wire is very, very funny. All of the characters have their own unique comedic points-of-view, and all of them are able to crack wise when needed. Thirdly, The Wire wraps you slowly in its story, but once it gets you in, it's impossible to look away. It may take you a while to become fully invested in the story (though the characters should wrap you in right away), but the final episodes are almost guaranteed to leave you shaken, angry at how the system fails people, wondering what would be a better way to do things. In many ways, The Wire rises out of the great journalistic novels of the early 20th century, works by people like Upton Sinclair, who wrote books designed to effect change. The Wire doesn't believe that kind of change is possible, but it's going to force us to take a sobering look at the world we live in.

Best season: Season four seemed like it might be disastrous, since the show's lead character (Detective Jimmy McNulty) was on leave so actor Dominic West could take a break from such a taxing show. Instead, the series centered in on the ways the educational system fails the kids it's supposed to teach and created the series' most moving season.

Best episode: Season three's "Middle Ground" culminates in one of those perfect Wire moments, where tragedy intersects with the completely unexpected that somehow remains completely expected. I won't spoil it for you here, but if you've watched the series from its start, it's devastating.

Did you know?: The series finale will be entitled "The Life of Kings."

Available on DVD?: The first four seasons are available on DVD. Season five begins airing in January.





3) The Sopranos
HBO, produced 1999-2007

What: The most influential drama since Twin Peaks, if not Hill Street Blues itself, was also a staggeringly great piece of television and one of the greatest achievements of the medium. The tale of a gangster trying to deal with two families (his work family and his blood family) who goes to visit a psychiatrist at first seemed a little too high concept-y to be a great television drama -- wasn't that the premise of Analyze This, after all? But where the movie went to a joke-y and insincere place, The Sopranos was a deeply brooding, darkly humorous series about nothing less than the end of the American epoch (Tony Soprano's grandfather built a church; his father built an empire; he and his children were all downhill from there). The Sopranos rewrote many of the rules of television drama, creating slow-moving story arcs that took their time and allowing the camera to take in silent spaces or the way the trees blew in the wind -- it was television as mass-market art film. The influence of The Sopranos was dissected to death upon the series' end earlier this year, so I won't belabor the point, but while the networks initially copied The Sopranos sex and violence in an attempt to capture the mass audience that watched the show, they soon realized that something else attracted those audience members -- the complexity and respect for the audience Sopranos had in spades. One of the aspects of the series rarely mentioned in post-mortems was its bold casting -- James Gandolfini would never be a lead on a network drama, but HBO took a chance on him and got one of the best performances in TV history out of the deal. To see a perfect synthesis of TV's past and to see a series that points to its future, The Sopranos is essential viewing.

Why: Ranking what I call the HBO Holy Trinity is sort of ridiculous, but I figured if I put all three in a tie, there would be murder on the breath of my readers. So, in the end, I erred on the side of The Sopranos being a complete, terrific story, while The Wire waits to end its run and Deadwood will (sadly) never get to. Plus, that hugely controversial final shot was so audacious and perfect, I thought, that it managed to elevate the whole series from great television to great art. What's easy to lose in discussions of The Sopranos being the greatest TV series of all time is just how entertaining the show is. It's possible to jump into an episode if you've never seen the show and just marvel at the stylish filmmaking and the amusing lines and the performances. But if you have seen everything, the show's episodes take on a weight unlike almost anything on television (that's not The Wire or Deadwood). So why isn't this at the top of the list, when it probably SHOULD be by almost any measure (it's definitely one of my favorites, it was hugely influential and its "greatness" is almost undisputed)? Put simply, I love The Sopranos, but it's also the sort of thing that's perilously easy to overrate, to build up into something intimidating and hard to approach. The two shows I put above it are of a much more modest level of greatness than The Sopranos, but both are more immediately approachable AS TV, not necessarily as a long-form story. All of this is a long preamble, though, to saying that if Hill Street Blues is TV drama's Birth of a Nation (minus the racial overtones), The Sopranos just might be its Citizen Kane. Give it a few decades, and we'll see.

Best season: While all of the seasons are essential to getting the full impact of the series, that first season was like an atomic bomb on the television landscape, blowing everyone away with its sheer inventiveness, audacity and quality.

Best episode: "Long Term Parking" is the turning point for the whole series -- the moment when Tony stops being a potentially savable person and becomes a tragic villain, one who must be punished.

Did you know?: HBO waited until almost the last minute to greenlight a series of The Sopranos, fearing that a series would be too expensive and slow-moving to gain enough popular traction to make the network any money.

Available on DVD?: The whole run is available on DVD. Enjoy.





2) Mary Tyler Moore
CBS, produced 1970-1977

What: Possibly the classiest show of all time, Mary Tyler Moore (and, yes, that was the technical title) exuded a certain air of importance. In an age of cheesy and corny sitcoms, it and All in the Family (which followed its lead at midseason) created a new kind of relevant, urbanely witty sitcom. The early episodes, indeed, often seem to run too far away from the kind of goofy humor that was popular at the time, as though the show is simply too sophisticated for its own good. But the series quickly settles into a groove and knocks out some of the best television of all time, with a host of terrific characters, played by even better actors. The idea of a show based around a single woman trying to make her way in the world wasn't new (That Girl?), but the fact that Mary Richards didn't NEED a man to be happy was (though she often dated, and one of the most popular original "'ships" was between Mary and her boss, Lou). Mary Tyler Moore wasn't the bold, feminist masterwork it's made out to be, simply because the creation of a strong, feminine hero was more a function of creators James L. Brooks and Allan Burns wanting to create an affable workplace sitcom and hitching their star to Mary Tyler Moore, whose husband, Grant Tinker, had started a new production company to provide sophisticated television (the company that evolved into MTM, one of the most important production houses in the history of television -- up there with Carsey-Werner and Desilu). The series rings with the ideas of people trying something new -- what if Mary DIDN'T have a family at home? What if her workplace became her family? Or her best friends? Mary Tyler Moore is all about the wonderful possibility of being young and single and beautiful and living in a great city. It's all about being surrounded by your friends and the people who care about you most. And it's all about sharing some laughs with those people along the way.

Why: For a long time, Mary Tyler Moore, which I watched every episode of on Nick at Nite, was my favorite television show of all time. Its influence has been slightly overstated over the years, but only slightly. If the greatest sitcoms of television's early days were family ones, then the greatest sitcoms of the '70s and '80s (outside of anomalies like All in the Family) were workplace sitcoms or sitcoms about a bunch of friends who liked to hang out. Mary Tyler Moore combined both of those things and made the workplace sitcom (which had had a few failed examples over the years) a viable genre in and of itself when it spun off Rhoda and Phyllis into their own series. While the early seasons were often a case of a show having more potential than actual laughs, the series quickly found a groove and settled into it, especially as it created many more blatantly comic foils for Mary to play off of. Think about it, though. How many sitcoms are there where literally every character is recognizable, even to people who haven't watched the show before? Is there a TV fan out there who DOESN'T know who Lou Grant is? Or Ted Baxter? Or Sue Ann Nivens? Or Phyllis? Mary Tyler Moore didn't invent the workplace sitcom, but it invented almost every piece of what we understand the workplace sitcom to be, setting in place a formula that would hold firm for decades to come. What I'm failing to mention here is just how lovable and funny Mary Tyler Moore is -- the ultimate comfort-food TV. It's obviously great, and it's obviously a landmark television series, but it's also a wonderful, wonderful show full of fun characters, witty scripts and the kind of television chemistry that comes around once a decade (if that).

Best season: The show's strongest seasons were in the middle of its run, and I think season four, the last available on DVD, is a pretty great example of what the show was capable of. It also features most of the series' great characters (not all of whom were on the show for the full run).

Best episode: I won't go against the consensus. "Chuckles Bites the Dust" is a terrific episode, and it's too bad we'll likely never see it on DVD now. The funeral scene is an all-time classic for good reason.

Did you know?: While it wasn't the first last episode (The Fugitive holds that honor), "The Last Show," the series finale, is the one that set the bar for big, cast-hugging sitcom series finales for years to come. I still think it's the best of them all.

Available on DVD?: The first four seasons are, and the first season, in particular, is a great set. There are no plans to release the final three.





1) The Simpsons
Fox, produced 1989-present

What: At this point, saying The Simpsons is the greatest show in the history of television is either a foregone conclusion (Time, after all, made the same proclamation) or utter lunacy (IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS IT WAS!). I say, simply, that no television show has tried as much, aimed as high or looked at as many facets of modern society as The Simpsons. Matt Groening's cartoon family became the biggest television stars of the last two decades and were used by a long string of brilliant writers (and, OK, some not so brilliant writers) to satirize and lampoon the world at large. While the series has declined since its height in the mid-90s, it's still a very good show, and every episode has a larger number of laughs in it than almost any other show on the air. The only reason we regard recent episodes with such disdain is that the show's height (roughly everything it did in the 1990s) is so high as to be almost unattainable -- who can even BLAME the show for slipping a little? For one simple reason does The Simpsons top this list -- those first ten seasons were unimpeachably great, and the middle of that run (seasons 3 through 8, roughly) were the finest television has ever been -- a whipsmart blend of fast-paced comedy, moving moments and satirical references designed to make the head spin.

Why: Consider all of the things The Simpsons is, and you will come around to my way of thinking on it being the perfect television show. a.) It's perfect comfort-food TV. There's no better TV show to turn on and just zone out to. Every episode has a handful of jokes so perfectly slapstick-y and Mad-magazine-like that they can penetrate even the foggiest of brains. Plus, the colors are bright! b.) It's perfect snob TV. The Simpsons at its best is the sort of thing that you can legitimately watch and say, "Oh, I don't watch a lot of TV. Just THE SIMPSONS." Every episode contains frank satire, great cultural references and lots of envelope-pushing humor (in the sense of making fun of the TYPES of humor of typical television). c.) It's perfect watch-with-your-mom TV. Unlike many of its successors, The Simpsons never forgot that what makes the show work is characters you can care about. Everyone in Springfield (OK, maybe not The Sea Cap'n) is a fully realized human being -- one, granted, who can only live in Springfield, but a character more successful than many live-action characters nonetheless. The Simpsons is essentially all things to all people. You can enjoy it as a time-waster, or you can enjoy it as a commentary on humanity or the United States or whatever you like. I'm going to guess that very little of this was by design, but when James L. Brooks, Sam Simon and Groening met to expand Groening's little cartoon family into a full series, they somehow created a perfect template to provide hour after hour of entertaining television. Yes, the show isn't what it was, but that can't dim its luster, to my eyes.

Best season: I always say season four is the best, so let's go with the equally great season five for now. I mean, you could pick up any of the ten DVD sets out now and probably laugh yourself silly.

Best episode: Definitely "Marge Vs. the Monorail." Or "Mr. Plow." Or "Lisa's Substitute." Or "Last Exit to Springfield." Or Mr. Sparkle! Or "King-Size Homer." Or one of the Treehouses of Horror! Or "Cape Feare"! Or "The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show"! I could go on.

Did you know?: Matt Groening met with James L. Brooks with Brooks thinking that he would use the Life in Hell characters in short interstitial bits between sketches in The Tracey Ullman Show. Groening, fearing the loss of his characters to a giant corporation, quickly sketched the family on the spot, so that he could present them first. So the most valuable characters of the last 25 years were created so Matt Groening would have future financial security. I THINK IT WORKED OUT.

Available on DVD?: The first ten seasons are. The movie is also out.

The list:
1) The Simpsons
2) Mary Tyler Moore
3) The Sopranos
4) The Wire
5) Deadwood
6) Hill Street Blues
7) Buffy the Vampire Slayer
8) Cheers
9) The Twilight Zone
10) Freaks and Geeks
11) I Love Lucy
12) All in the Family
13) Homicide: Life on the Street
14) Twin Peaks
15) Sesame Street
16) Seinfeld
17) The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson
18) The Dick Van Dyke Show
19) The X-Files
20) The CBS Evening News with Walter Cronkite
21) Star Trek (the good ones)
22) Newsradio
23) Playhouse 90
24) Arrested Development
25) Taxi
26) St Elsewhere
27) Roseanne
28) Battlestar Galactica
29) The Honeymooners
30) My So-Called Life
31) Northern Exposure
32) Late Night with David Letterman
33) Barney Miller
34) Moonlighting
35) Survivor
36) Lost
37) The Wonder Years
38) South Park
39) Gilmore Girls
40) The Muppet Show
41) Wiseguy
42) Rocky and Bullwinkle
43) Your Show of Shows
44) 60 Minutes
45) The Andy Griffith Show
46) The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
47) Michael Mann's crime trilogy
48) Mystery Science Theater 3000
49) Buffalo Bill
50) The Ed Sullivan Show
51) Jeopardy!
52) Mr Rogers' Neighborhood
53) SportsCenter
54) thirtysomething
55) Soap
56) Friends
57) King of the Hill
58) The Larry Sanders Show
59) The Odd Couple
60) Get Smart
61) Saturday Night Live
62) 24
63) The Shield
64) The Dick Cavett Show
65) Monday Night Football
66) Mad Men
67) The Rockford Files
68) Undeclared
69) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
70) 30 Rock
71) NYPD Blue
72) Sports Night
73) The Phil Silvers Show
74) The Office (US)
75) Green Acres
76) Frasier
77) The Waltons
78) Friday Night Lights
79) The West Wing
80) M*A*S*H
81) The Bob Newhart Show
82) Everybody Loves Raymond
83) Sex and the City
84) The Price is Right
85) Big Love
86) The Amazing Race
87) Futurama
88) Everwood
89) The Cosby Show
90) Beavis and Butthead
91) Firefly
92) Leave it to Beaver
93) Alfred Hitchcock Presents
94) Picket Fences
95) Veronica Mars
96) WKRP in Cincinnati
97) Project Runway
98) How I Met Your Mother
99) The Adventures of Pete and Pete
100) Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Today's Christmas tune: There's no better Christmas album than the soundtrack to A Charlie Brown Christmas, and there's no better Christmas song than "Christmastime Is Here." Hope you had a merry day, and here's hoping you have a great new year too.

Later this week: I'm going to try to do a post dedicated JUST to comments from this project. Other than that, I think I will be taking the week through New Year's Day off. Expect some wacky theme weeks and some shifts in the blog's focus in early '08.

It's been a pleasure writing this and having you read it. I hope you learned something from it, if only my own opinions on things. And I hope your days always remain merry and bright.

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Monday, December 24, 2007

SDD's top 100 series of all time -- Supplemental list #10: 30 other shows I like


No list is ever complete. We're always watching and learning and remembering. So here are 25 shows that I thought about including on one of the lists but just didn't, along with some brief thoughts on them.

Quickly then!





ABC News World News Tonight with Peter Jennings
ABC, produced 1983-2005

I grew up with Peter Jennings broadcasts, and I always had a soft spot for the guy. For my money, he was the best of his generation of broadcasters, and when he passed away, I was rather affected by it. I ended up not including Jennings because he didn't have nearly the influence of Cronkite, and it seemed like it would be strange to include two evening news broadcasts in the list when one of them wasn't The Huntley-Brinkley Report (which I haven't seen).





Alias
ABC, produced 2001-2006

For a while there, I was OBSESSED with Alias and its goofy blend of spy action, romance and comedy. Then J.J. Abrams found other things to be interested in, and the show kind of fell apart in its final three seasons. Still, the first two years are well worth a look. I ultimately left the show off the list because Lost is a better distillation of the Abrams ethos (even if he left that show after seven episodes), and Alias was just too uneven.





An American Family
PBS, produced 1973

The original reality show, An American Family was the button-pushing story of the Loud family of California, featuring someone who would become television's first gay character (son Lance, often incorrectly cited as having come out on the show). The moment when Pat asked her husband for a divorce has become a notable one, and it spoke to an emotional power reality TV would rarely match. That said, I've only seen the series premiere, and I'm uncertain how to define it, as it only lasted one season by design (so wouldn't that make it a miniseries?).





Andy Richter Controls the Universe
Fox, produced 2002-2003

Andy Richter Controls the Universe is easily one of my favorite short-lived shows of the decade and one of those shows that still gives me laughs to this day when I think back on some of its more bizarre gags. But the show was so short-lived that it never quite lived up to its full potential and the title of "short-lived Fox show that tried new things with the sitcom form" went to Arrested Development a year later.





Brooklyn Bridge
CBS, produced 1991-1993

One of my first obsessions with a show that I watched purely for its good reviews was when I took up watching Brooklyn Bridge early in its short run. The warm, sensitive tale of a boy growing up with a large extended family in the 1950s, the show was clearly a Wonder Years homage, but it had its own strengths. Of the three "shows set in the past" from the early '90s (this, Homefront and I'll Fly Away), this was my favorite, but I haven't seen it since I was a young boy, so its quality may have been inflated in my mind. Bring it out on DVD already!





Columbo
NBC, produced 1971-1978

After Rockford, Columbo is my favorite detective of the '70s and one of the few whose forced quirks still hold up in this day and age. Peter Falk's performance was one for the ages, but the show's nature as a collection of made-for-TV movies had me ambiguous about its nature. Furthermore, the series was a little predictable and formulaic -- not the sort of qualities you look for in a detective series. Falk's work is so great, though, that you should check out at least the second and third seasons, where names like Steven Spielberg and Stephen Bochco cut their teeth.





Curb Your Enthusiasm
HBO, produced 2000-present

Good Curb is the closest successor to Seinfeld we have. Bad Curb is darn near unbearable, as it's close to the most formulaic show currently on television (making it way too easy to predict where things are going when it doesn't do enough to differentiate itself), despite the fact that the show presents itself as one of unpredictable wackiness. That said, the show's warped showbiz universe is terrifically funny, especially in its portrayal of folks like Ted Danson as people who are only out to get Larry David.





Dallas
CBS, produced 1978-1991

One of the most successful series in the history of television, Dallas hasn't aged all that well (its greatest challenger, Dynasty, hasn't aged well at all), but there's still a lot to like in the big and bold series, especially the performances of Larry Hagman and Patrick Duffy, grounding the show with genuine TV star charisma. I almost threw this on the list (it bounced around in the 90s for a while) based on influence alone, but I don't think it holds up as well as other critics.





Davey and Goliath
syndicated, produced 1960-1964

Davey and Goliath, one of the original religious children's programs, remains the best, largely because it's not in-your-face about its convictions. Like the VeggieTales (the show's most obvious successors), the series aims to teach children gentle moral lessons without pushing too hard or alienating anyone. Davey and Goliath is cheekily wholesome, and the production values aren't all that great, but it's way, way better than you remember.





Donahue
syndicated, produced 1968-1996

Phil Donahue was an unabashed liberal who caught a lot of guff for using his show to advance his agenda (and for letting that show often turn into a tabloid morass), but he also had people on who were designed to both challenge him and his audience (that's conservative economist Milton Friedman of all people, above). Donahue invented a trash genre, but the original article wasn't as one-sided as its reputation.





Dynasty
ABC, produced 1981-1989

Camp doesn't age particularly well, and Dynasty, which I originally had on the list, has aged worse than many of the other soaps (or even shows) of the time. Still, there's no denying just how fun the show could be, with its cat fights and plot twists and ludicrous cliffhangers. I put it on this list for Joan Collins alone.





ER
NBC, produced 1994-present

Early ER was pretty great, anchored by compelling characters played by an excellent cast and fast-paced scripts that skated by some of the show's implausibilities. Latter-period ER (basically everything after maybe season six) is mediocre in a way that reflects poorly on the original show, pointing out things in the show that had always been flaws but were more easily disguised before. Regrettably, I left the show off the list, though the first three seasons are uniformly excellent.





Felicity
The WB, produced 1998-2002

Felicity's the ultimate college soap, a show that started out frustratingly self-involved and eventually morphed into kind of a daffy romantic comedy. It's a very good show, and it's handsomely produced, but I didn't put it on the list because it was never a show I was simply dying to see, despite its obvious quality. That said, Keri Russell deserves to be a much bigger star than she is.





First Person
Bravo, produced 2000-2001

Bravo gave documentarian Errol Morris a bunch of money and hired him to make two seasons worth of short subjects about weirdly interesting people from around the country, from a guy with a high IQ to someone who invented a more humane way to kill cattle. Morris' egalitarian spirit ran throughout the series, but it was a mere trifle in the face of his films (which would be all over my top 100 films of all time list). Still, it's a great series, and its spirit lives on in the promising new This American Life series on Showtime.





The Fugitive
CBS, produced 1963-1967

I thought about putting this on the list, but it's not as good as its reputation, which largely resides on the fact that it was one of the first shows to have an overarching "mythology" and the first show to have a series finale (where our main guy caught the one-armed man). Still, this update of the Valjean/Javert relationship from Les Miserables has a propulsiveness and a pace that's unusual for its era. It's worth a look.





Frontline
PBS, produced 1983-present

Perhaps the best American documentary series and one of the best things PBS has ever done, Frontline aired too sporadically to make the main list, but I wanted to make sure it wasn't forgotten. The series is a terrific look at the big stories of the day, both on a national and international level, and it usually takes a closer look at its subjects than most regular news programs.





LA Law
NBC, produced 1986-1994

My least favorite of Stephen Bochco's big three (Hill Street Blues, NYPD Blue and this), LA Law still has quite a bit to recommend it, even if its hot-button issue posturing and theatrical stylings made for a show that could often go over-the-top (and even if the show gave David E. Kelley his start). LA Law's blend of bizarre comedy and legal shenanigans was unlike anything else on TV, and it's easy to see why it became such a huge hit, even if it doesn't hold up as well as its cop show cousins.





Late Night with Conan O'Brien
NBC, produced 1993-present

Conan's start was shaky (and his reviews were famously nasty), but O'Brien, sidekick Andy Richter and bandleader Max Weinberg quickly turned the show into one of the more surreal late-night comedy shows on the air, with a host of odd recurring characters. I think Conan's been coasting for a while, but his late '90s stuff was brilliantly funny. Still, he's a damn sight better than Jay Leno, and his inheritance of the Tonight Show chair can't come soon enough.





Maude
CBS, produced 1972-1978

The best of the All in the Family spinoffs, Maude is even more outdated than its parent series, but it's got a terrific Bea Arthur performance at its center that makes the show worth checking out if you like Norman Lear-style sitcoms. While The Jeffersons was always more successful in the ratings and in syndication, I think Maude is slightly better, if only because it had stronger character-based writing and acting.





Mr. Show
HBO, produced 1995-1998

One thing I discovered while doing this list is that I actually DO like a lot of sketch comedy, and Mr. Show is a show I really enjoy that I kept off the list, largely because it's such a cult thing -- you either get it or you don't. Many, many people don't, but for those of us who do, Mr. Show is a constant delight, the kind of weird, skewed sketch comedy that's designed to be watched late at night while having a few beers with friends.





Night Court
NBC, produced 1984-1992

Night Court is the unfairly lambasted "weak link" of the famous NBC comedy bloc (also containing Cosby Show, Family Ties and Cheers), but I think it's an underrated little bit of weirdness, a kind of cross between Green Acres, Barney Miller and All in the Family. Not all of it works, but the show has such terrific characters and bizarre running gags that the series manages to work in spite of itself often.





Nightline
ABC, produced 1980-present

Presided over by Ted Koppel for most of its run and started as a way to give Americans updates on the Iranian hostage situation, Nightline was a free-wheeling chat show that often pitted various people with different points of view up against each other. It didn't invent the debate format, but it certainly popularized it, and it popularized the idea of people getting something a little sobering before tucking in for the night.





The Outer Limits
ABC, produced 1963-1965

That other sci fi anthology from the '60s is better than you remembered, though it can't quite get out of the long shadow of The Twilight Zone (which hasn't turned up yet on the main list. . .hmmmmmmm. . .). Still, it's a fun show with some great episodes that play off Cold War fears and concerns and manage to make the show a coolly paranoid Wonderland.





Pee-wee's Playhouse
CBS, produced 1986-1990

One of the strangest series to ever hit it big was, of course, a kids show (what else COULD it be?). Everything inside the playhouse talked, and the conversation was laced with jokes for kids and their adults. The show could be a little annoying, as could the manchild played by Paul Reubens, but the series as a whole was such a fun and visually inventive treat that it deserves to be remembered.





The Practice
ABC, produced 1997-2004

After Picket Fences, this is David E. Kelley's finest hour and one of the few shows where he tried to maintain some semblance of reality before going off the rails. The series fell apart there after the third season or so, but before that, it was a surprisingly passionate show about people who wanted to do the right thing and still practice law and the ways those two things came into conflict with each other.





Quantum Leap
NBC, produced 1989-1993

Quantum Leap is essential cheesy television and a surprisingly successful version of a ludicrous concept. A lot of this is due to Scott Bakula and Dean Stockwell, who essay the roles of Sam and Al perfectly, but the concept proves to be stronger than it initially seems, and its depiction of the 20th century in America was very well done. Even if the show ended up being pretty bad toward the end of its run, it still managed to get four good seasons.





The Real World
MTV, produced 1992-present

Often cited as the birth of reality TV, The Real World has mostly become unwatchable, but there was a lot about it that was fresh and cool in its first few seasons. I don't really buy that there's anything about this that's at all real (and ain't that always the way?), but I like the way the show turned real people into what everyone aspires to be -- television characters.





Rescue Me
FX, produced 2004-present

In its first two seasons, Rescue Me was compulsively watchable, frequently terrific television. But it slowly fell apart over the course of its next two seasons, so I left it off the list, even though I loved the early stuff. Still, there's a bruised soul to this show that's unlike almost anything else on TV, and the performance by Denis Leary is scary great.





Scrubs
NBC, produced 2001-present

I've never been as big a fan of Scrubs as some, but there's a lot of goofy joy in the show when it's in its zone (as it was for much of its first couple of seasons). Later on, the show became more and more strained as it asked us to believe J.D. was more and more of a manchild, but the show's blend of comedy and drama was a lot like earlier, better series like St. Elsewhere or M*A*S*H. Still, few shows went as far for laughs as Scrubs did, and it could be very funny.





Siskel & Ebert at the Movies
PBS/syndicated, produced 1975-1999

This is more of a sentimental choice than anything else, but Siskel & Ebert were a longtime fixture in my household, and the two introduced me to substantive film criticism. Their discussion of obscure films could push those films into the public eye, and their passion for the medium came through in a palpable way. For a long time, I had Siskel & Ebert at 100 on the list, but I just couldn't justify it in the end. Now, I wish I had left it there.

Today's Christmas tune: Sufjan Stevens' "Songs for Christmas" is my favorite Christmas collection of the last few years. Here he is on the old, underrecorded hymn, "Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing."

Tomorrow: The top ten. Have a merry Christmas!

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