Friday, January 09, 2009

SLAT - Insert Palin Family joke here


The second season of ABC Family's The Secret Life of the American Teenager premiered this week, and if you're not caught up with what's going on in this communique from Deep Red America don't worry. That's what bloggers are for.

The story so far: Amy (Shailene Woodley) arrives home pregnant after a trip to band camp and her first sexual experience, a one-time fling with school player (Daren Kagasoff). Amy spends the early part of Season One hiding her pregnancy from her family and friends, but once the truth comes out the furor touches not only Amy but fellow students Grace (a minister's daughter conflicted about her vow of pre-marriage chastity) and Adrian (Ricky's girlfriend, searching for her birth father and trying to live down a bad reputation for frequent hookups). Then there's Ben, Amy's well-intentioned boyfriend so impossibly noble he proposes marriage. In this week's Season Two premiere Ben and Amy tie the knot in front of an approving throng of their friends, who have all gotten fake ID's for the occasion. No parents invited.

SLAT comes to us from Brenda Hampton, whose resume includes the long-running Seventh Heaven - didn't the last episode finish about ten minutes ago? There's no adult with the presence of Stephen Collins here; the best developed character is Amy's mother (Molly Ringwald), who's given little to do except deliver pep talks and have '50s-sitcom style spats with her estranged husband. The kids are the focus here, and SLAT presents a view of teenage life that only a cultural conservative would love. For example:

1. On SLAT there are no high school cliques - Grace (Megan Park) is a minister's daughter but appears to have no Christian friends. Her boyfriend isn't down with the whole no sex until marriage thing and makes out with Adrian at first opportunity. Amy's gossipy friends are more concerned with boys, and Ben's only friends are a couple who appear to have teleported in from Gilmore Girls. No one seems to be a part of any subculture or think about anything except their own feelings and how they could be nicer to other people.

2. On SLAT, sex causes problems - No one, absolutely no one, enjoys sex or sexual feelings on this show. Amy obviously regrets her encounter with Ricky, but Adrian and Grace are likewise s uncomfortable with their own desires that you'd almost think it's no fun being a teenager. The female characters just feel guilty, but Ricky gets off easier since we're told he has been molested as a child and acts out in response. Again, sexuality is a no-fun zone. Then again, what did I expect from ABC Family?

3. On SLAT, being different is weird. - Amy's 12-year old sister Ashley (India Eisley) dresses all in black and speaks in a robotic monotone that I think is supposed to denote "edginess". Eisley is about as much like a 12-year old as, well the 15-year old she actually is. Grace's brother Tom (Luke Zimmerman) appears to have Down's Syndrome, but don't worry it's the funny kind! Tom is sex-obsessed and saves up his money to hire an "internet prostitute;" his sexuality is played for broad comedy.

Amy, whom Shailene Woodley actually plays well, would have hated Juno. SLAT is a finally a show about suppressing oneself in an effort to live up to a moral code. It's about as enjoyable and as realistic as that description makes it sound.

2 comments:

Carrie said...

This is the worst show on television. Worse than Knight Rider. Worse than Momma's Boys. Worse than Bromance. Yet I can't stop watching, because I want to see what ridiculous and unrealistic thing the teens on this show will do/say next. There is no character consistency or internal logic to what ANYONE does on the show, it seems to change week to week depending on what story the writers want to tell. Always the sign of a quality drama!

Please don't confuse this with normal ABC Family fare -- Greek is a surprisingly realistic, fun, non-judgmental view on college life (complete with casual sex with no consequences!) and other ABC Family shows have been of similarly high quality. Unfortunately, this trainwreck seems to be the only thing that's gotten the network any attention.

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